Day 7. Te amo, Mexico.

Hey guize guess wat. Dumb blonde strikes again apparently. The skin under my chin has been soooo dry and painful the past two days. So I wake up today and it is still shit. I've been putting on this gold bond shit that is supposed to be epic ass lotion k?

It's body wash. Next time I am going to read the fine print. WTF is this shit? Making it worse. Good grief. I'm over here nursing this shit and trying to make it healthy again but really I am drying it up even more. OMG I hate life because of this. No wonder it burned like hell. Ill never buy gold bond again. Stupid shit heads are known for making lotion, and then they give me this travel size wash shit. GO TO HELL LOTION/WASH MAKERS.

Anyway, we also missed our carpool to go o surfing, so we have to take a cab which costs $100... We were ten minutes late... And I told them we were! Oh well. We're on our way now. Good thing I brought my money because I need to buy lotion. STAT.

OMFG surfing was seriously just way too awesome. I can't even like explain this shit. There were three instructors and... Let me tell you right now, I LOVE MEXICO. I pretty much died. So anyway I caught a few waves with their help, and had a few gnarly wipe outs. Basically I ate shit. Or sand. And sea water. I seriously cleared my sinuses a million times... Anyway when the waves stirred up the sand it looked like gold flecks were floating in the water. Like a snow globe filled with gold. And when the water was still (not often) the bottom looked like it was made of gold. So beautiful... I can't even handle this place. Why do we live in Ohio? What is even good there? Nada. I love Mexicans. One of the surf guys called me "Bonita" a lot. Hehe.

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE D:

Soy triste. No quiero va a mi casa y en el frio. Waaaa!!! No quiero va no no no no.

Once we got back to the resort, we wet a laid by the pool and had a couple drinks. I decided I wanted to go get frank a gifty thing from one of the annoying sales people. Lol. I got frank a cute bracelet that says Jesus on it lol the guy had to make it special for me. For $6. Scoreeeee! He wanted ten at first Lol. Then we had him give us some henna tats. Horay. While Brooke was getting hers some guy (one of the sales people) was tryin to sell me a tortuga carved out of wood. No gracias señor. So he proceeded to ask me if Iliked cocaine. Uhhh no. And he asked if I wanted some... Lol then after I said "no señor I'm not about to get picked up by the cartel" he asked if I wanted weed!!! Good grief. NO SEÑOR. NO QUIERO DRUGS, GRACIAS. It was funny! The guy that fixed my henna on my hip was mildly creepy.. Telling me he will wait for me on the beach and give me a "free" Mexican massage... Ummm excuse me while I vomit. Lol.... No.

I ran away after paying them. They called us back but we basically ran for our lives...

Back at the room, we chatted for a while then showered up, and now I am here, with hotel lotion on my peeling skin... WTF. In a cute dress ready for dinner and Brooke and Rick are passed out COLD. Lol goodnight. It's not even 8pm! WTF. We had a long day catching dem waves!!!

What a great vacation this has been. I could not have asked for a better one! Everyday has been filled with fun and good times. I just love it! And I love Mexico and the people in it. Es muy bien.

I LOVE THIS PLACE! Te amo, Mexico.